Have you ever had a family
or a friend that drove you crazy,
or a folk or a neighbour
without obnoxious fool of lazy?
The type of guy you'd cross six lanes
of traffic to avoid,
he's always got his handout,
he's wicked unemployed.
You can't ditch him, you can't lose him.
There is no place you can hide.
He's a boy, he's a jerk.
He's everything that you despise.
But you can't just tune him out
because he's too loud to ignore.
When he shows up at your house
You kill the lights and hit the floor.
Cause he's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He's a first class loser!
He's not my type of guy.
His personality is impervious
to reason or suggestion.
He can't take a hint
and he always says he's welcome.
He's nobody's friend.
Yeah he's hated by all reasons.
He only cares about himself.
He parks in handicap spaces.
Cause he's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, I stab him in the eye!
He's a first class loser!
He's not my type of guy.
We've all got some loser in our spot
and aim a full time job.
I may be a little differ called
but I'm not a total nut.
I wanna hit him, bite him, fight him,
punch him watch him as he falls.
I'm gonna trash him, kick him, scratch him, clove him, smash him in the balls.
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser!
He's a first class loser, which nobody can deny!
He's a first class loser! He's not my type of guy.
He's a first class loser, he makes me wanna cry!
He's a first class loser!
I wouldn't miss him if he died.
(Oh, oh no)
(What, what? Come on. You know what I'm saying.)
