All my family problems disappeared over night
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
Mama's so happy she laughs all the time

Used to have trouble getting along with each other
Mama's hating Daddy, I'm hating little brother
Then the family doctor gave us all these little pills
Now I can't believe how great we all feel

All my family problems disappeared over night
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
Mama's so happy she laughs all the time

The birds in the trees all sing them happy songs
Everyone is smiling, we're so glad to be alive
Even my old pit bull don't growl anymore
He just watches tail wag from side to side

All my family problems disappeared over night
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
Mama's so happy she laughs till she cries

I used to be so unhappy singing songs about killing
Taking methadone and jacking off four or five times a day
But now I'm so happy, I'm so god damned happy
Who needs an orgasm when life's so fucking great

All my family problems disappeared over night
We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine
My sister's teen angst just flew out the window
Mama's so happy she cries all the time