Girl dropped me like a yo-yo So now I'm flying solo New dude in her Facebook photo Looks like Chevy Chase Lost my keys, I'as late to work Bossman acting like a jerk He was dogging me so I broke the leash And put in my two weeks Bought some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishing You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one A margarita and a mini umbrella Sure helps a sunburnt fella Around here taxi cabs ain't yellow But I took one anyway, yeah I did I went on a little coastal cruise Just soaking up them ocean blues Ate a local enchilada And there's a town here called... Chihuahua...? What? Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishing You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one Sitting here smoking this cigar Ain't no part of me wondering where you are Oh, hell no Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishing You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one No, a beach ain't one Oh, it's feeling good out here, baby Woo, yeah No, a beach ain't one Oh no, it ain't No, a beach ain't one