I just got free from my j-o-b So I took myself down to the bar Well from 6 to 7 is a working man's heaven Half price shots and beer in a jar Ya better get to tastin', times a-wasting That's what the bar keep said Seemed I just got started 'fore the hour departed And these thoughts came to my head Why do mommas always worry? Why can't payday come on time Why does agave tequila taste, better with salt and lime Why are sunsets so romantic? Why are fun things all so wrong? Why can't I ever stop singing them sad ol' country songs? And why can't stopping time be my superpower? And who says happy only gets to last an hour? Oh what you think Hayes? I'll tell you what I think It takes more than a sign on the window to define How long we all get to thrive And I'll never surrender time pushing bartender I'll aim for happy every morning, afternoon, and night Yah you better be believing We can keep this feeling rolling on past last call And it may be semantic, I'm a ballroom romantic With some questions for you all Like why can't dogs have conversations Why don't money grow on trees? How come it always feels so good to sit out on my favorite beach? Does thunder mean Gods angry? Does the first kiss mean it's true? Why don't we all just ask ourselves, what would Willie do? Why can't stopping time be my super power? And who says happy only gets to last an hour? Who says happy only gets to last an hour? We need more than sixty minutes To reach our power Who says happy only gets to last an hour? Yeah we'll get high as spider man, swinging off the Eiffel Tower Who says happy only gets to last an hour? Who says happy only gets to last an hour?