I just got free from my j-o-b
So I took myself down to the bar
Well from 6 to 7 is a working man's heaven
Half price shots and beer in a jar
Ya better get to tastin', times a-wasting
That's what the bar keep said
Seemed I just got started 'fore the hour departed
And these thoughts came to my head

Why do mommas always worry?
Why can't payday come on time
Why does agave tequila taste, better with salt and lime
Why are sunsets so romantic?
Why are fun things all so wrong?
Why can't I ever stop singing them sad ol' country songs?
And why can't stopping time be my superpower?
And who says happy only gets to last an hour?

Oh what you think Hayes?
I'll tell you what I think

It takes more than a sign on the window to define
How long we all get to thrive
And I'll never surrender time pushing bartender
I'll aim for happy every morning, afternoon, and night
Yah you better be believing
We can keep this feeling rolling on past last call
And it may be semantic, I'm a ballroom romantic
With some questions for you all

Like why can't dogs have conversations
Why don't money grow on trees?
How come it always feels so good to sit out on my favorite beach?
Does thunder mean Gods angry?
Does the first kiss mean it's true?
Why don't we all just ask ourselves, what would Willie do?
Why can't stopping time be my super power?
And who says happy only gets to last an hour?

Who says happy only gets to last an hour?

We need more than sixty minutes
To reach our power
Who says happy only gets to last an hour?

Yeah we'll get high as spider man, swinging off the Eiffel Tower
Who says happy only gets to last an hour?
Who says happy only gets to last an hour?