I'm a lonesome guitar strangler Down the road I go Strangling guitar players Every day I get one more Shoot them full of fuzztone My reverb kills them slow Gonna use my G string On a fellow named Gabor Szabo I'm a lonesome guitar strangler So full of hate you see Hot on the trail of all you copycats Who copy Wes Montgomery I'm a lonesome guitar strangler With all my bread I should've been a banker Hot on the trail of the incense and sitars About to bury Ravi Shankar I'm a lonesome guitar strangler Smoking psychedelic guitar picks Ready to do in every one of y'all Better get ready, Jimi Hendrix [Vamp on Sunshine Of Your Love for some reason] I'm a lonesome guitar strangler Down the road I go [scat singing]