If you can't help yourself, I know someone can
Call on her, she's the handyman
She walks through these corridors toolbox in hand
She's got the keys to the kingdom
They forgot about her a long time ago
But this place would be a wreck without her handyman
If the doors rusted shut or too big for the jam
She knows the way that it opens
If your brain is on fire there's a watering can
And she knows where it is cause she's your handyman
If you can't count your blessings, she can do that too
Just put everything down and she'll do it for you
Just put everything down and she'll do it for you
If someone you love has become a different man
She knows how to fix him, she's your handyman
Any start to this kingdom is at her command
She knows the one it goes into
If your child is restless she won't sit or stand
She knows what it is, she's your handyman
She's got a whole bag of tricks, you may know one or two
Just put everything down, she'll do them for you
If you're looking at something you don't understand
She knows what it is, she's your handyman
It's something we both know, but we don't know its plan
A door that hasn't been opened
But she's got the keys to the kingdom
