I take the garbage out most everyday
And helped several old ladies to cross the street today
Even told a man to clean up after his dog you see
Jesus ain't got nothing on me
I sheltered a girl who had run away from home
I cared for a friend who's heart was heavy like a stone
A man fell to his knees, I sat there and heard his plea
Jesus ain't got nothing on me
Ain't no dying for you sins around here brother
We just drink beer all day and have a ball
Jesus, won't you look at me I'm doing fine
If you need some free advise, give me a call
Even signed a petition to save a big ol' tree
Jesus ain't got nothing on me
