Well I wish you could have seen us One car between us Too far gone so someone had to go She called her mama And I called her a friend But we couldn't get a hold of either one of them As luck would have it She had a habit Of winning every fight that we get in So she fired the ignition But she kept bitchin Until the minute that we pulled in She was good enough to drive me to drinkin And drop me off at the bar She pulled away in our eighty-three Lincoln And I ain't seen her no more But at least she knew where my heart was at For years I never found hers I drove her to the brink an' She drove me to drinkin'