She caught me in the room
She caught me off guard
Threw me on the bed, I was like "En Guard". 
Touche
I pulled my sword out
She was like "How do you want it today?" 
She went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a like a like a

Stop it baby, I see ya fucking staring
Stop fucking staring
Ha ha ha ha hop on this dick, like on my dick
Like you play a didlio
Like you play a di-di-lio

She caught me in the room
She caught me off guard
Threw me on the bed, I was like "En Guard". 
Touche
I pulled my sword out
She was like "How do you want it today?" 
She went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a like a like a

Stop on my ma na na na na na (NOW) 
I could on the coun- coun- coun- count- coun- coun- (COUNT) 

Jump on my airplane
Jump on the cock pit 
Jump on my airplane
Jump on the AH! 

She caught me in the room
She caught me off guard
Threw me on the bed, I was like "En Guard". 
Touche
I pulled my sword out
She was like "How do you want it today?" 
She went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a like a like a

She went up and down and rode me like a pony
She went up and down and rode me like a pony
She went up and down and rode me like a pony
She went up and down and rode me like a pony

She caught me in the room
She caught me off guard
Threw me on the bed, I was like "En Guard". 
Touche
I pulled my sword out
She was like "How do you want it today?" 
She went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a pony
Went up and down and rode me like a like a like a