After one 
Whole quart 
Of brandy 
Like a daisy 
I'm awake 
With no 
Bromo-Seltzer 
Handy 
I don't 
Even shake 

Men are not 
A new 
Sensation 
I've done 
Pretty well 
I think 
But this 
Half-pint 
Imitation 
Put me 
On the blink 

I'm wild again 
Beguiled again 
A simpering 
Whimpering 
Child again 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
Am I 

Couldn't sleep 
And 
Wouldn't sleep 
When love came 
And told me 
I shouldn't 
Sleep 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
Am I 

Lost my heart 
But what of it 
He is cold 
I agree 
He can laugh 
But I love it 
Although 
The laugh's 
On me 

I'll sing 
To him 
Each spring 
To him 
And long 
For the day 
When I'll cling 
To him 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
Am I 

He's a fool 
And don't I 
Know it 
But a fool 
Can have 
His charms 
I'm in love 
And don't I 
Show it 
Like a babe 
In arms 

Love's 
The same old 
Sad sensation 
Lately 
I've not slept 
A wink 
Since 
This half-pint 
Imitation 
Put me 
On the blink 

I've sinned 
A lot 
I'm mean a lot 
But I'm 
Like 
Sweet seventeen 
A lot 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
Am I 

I'll sing 
To him 
Each spring 
To him 
And worship 
The trousers 
That cling 
To him 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
Am I 

When he talks 
He is seeking 
Words to get 
Off his chest 
Horizontally 
Speaking 
He's at 
His very best 

Vexed again 
Perplexed again 
Thank God 
I can be 
Oversexed again 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
Am I 

Wise at last 
My eyes 
At last 
Are cutting 
You down 
To your size 
At last 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
No more 

Burned a lot 
But learned 
A lot 
And now 
You are broke 
So you 
Earned a lot 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
No more 

Couldn't eat 
Was dispeptic 
Life was so hard 
To bear 
Now my heart's 
Antiseptic 
Since you 
Moved out 
Of there 

Romance, finis 
Your chance 
Finis 
Those ants 
That invaded 
My pants 
Finis 
Bewitched 
Bothered 
And bewildered 
No more