He was there with his hair and his glasses I was 'ere with me beer and my fags, I mean my cigarettes All the bums they had come for a sing-song It's just as well smelly Nell wasn't there Hey, Mr. Flute Man won't you play flute for me Play flute for me play flute for me Hey, Mr. Flute man won't you play flute for me Play flute, play flute for me Now, filthy Phil chatted Lil, dadadada dada Now! Filthy Phil chatted Lil in the corner He blows his nose as he shows her... Not yet! Now, only on the chorus now, you gotta let me sing the... (giggles) sing the verse! You naughty audience. Now filthy Phil, he chatted Lil in the corner He blows his nose as he shows her his badge, which he won in a war And we smiled when he belched as he kissed her It's just as well smelly Nell wasn't there Hey, Mr. Flute Man won't you play flute for me Play flute for me Play flute for me Hey, Mr. Flute man won't you play flute for me Play flute, play flute for me Hey! Yeah! Very good.