Two umbrellas up for sale Mine will leak It never fails I dial wrong numbers every time And always lose my dime And with love naturally What I've got eyes for can't see me I set my sights and make my run And son of a gun I was a day late and a dollar short All the sweet cookies In the store been bought The prize fish in the creek's been caught Everything choice is gone Might as well travel on I play my guitar a string will snap They serve hot soup It's in my lap I make a fine day and I get stuck Well it's just my luck That I'm a day late and a dollar short All the sweet cookies In the store been bought The prize fish in the creek's been caught Everything choice is gone Might as well travel on