Everybody knows he's just a milkman The children laugh as he drives through the town Everybody thinks he's just a milkman But watch the way he lays those bottles down Yodel-o-hee, lay-hay-lo Tinkle, clinkle bottles in the wagon Wooden milk box rottin' in the rain, da-da, da-da-da-ba Now and then his service has been laggin' Ah, but you won't hear his customers complain Yodel-o-hee, lay-hay-lo Now, the milkman does his truckin' in the mornin' He's used the same delivery truck for years His motor's weak but he don't heed it's warnin' Watch the way the milkman shifts those gears Yodel-o-hee, lay-hay-lo, hoo-hoo-hoo Play it, crazy fingers Wot, wot, wot, wot Now, a little high part That's it How, the housewives in the afternoon await him They love the games the milkman likes to play Those visits in the afternoon elate him That's what I call a milkman's matinee Yodel-o-hee, lay-hay-lo, hoo-hoo-hoo That's what I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's matinee That's what I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's matinee Uh, that's what I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's matinee, oh yes, daddy That's what I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's matinee That's what I call a milkman's What I call a milkman's What I call matinee That's uh, um (Huh-huh-huh) (Yee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee) Alright One more time One more time