Been a long night, I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I'ma call me a Uber

Been a long night, I been out
I been dealing with a driver who's sorry for my lot
'Cause my country got us mixing our blood
And it's boiling his blood
And that's boiling my blood
He won't shut the fuck up

Tell you, I don't give a fuck if the world turns brown
Tell you, I don't give a fuck, you pull over right now
Tell me how the fuck you're not afraid to say that kinda shit
Tell me how you feel safe

Tell me how you do it, oh
Tell me how you do it, whoa
Are we really doing this? State of the union, yeah
Just what are we going through tonight?
State of this place, what the fuck are we doing?

What the fuck are we doing?
Been a long night I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I been out, driver babbling

"Ay, five girls came riding
Ay, they were getting all excited"
Oh, so tell me more
Talk motherfucker, go on, tell me more
"What you think 'bout they filmed me on their videos?
What you think of that Muslim religion?"
What you think about me calling the police?
'Cause you told me Islam a disease

How you do it, oh
Tell me how you do it, whoa
Are we really doing this? State of the union, yeah
Just what are we going through tonight, through tonight?
State of this place, what the fuck are we doing?

Been a long night, I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I'ma call me a Uber

What the fuck are we doing?
State of this place, what the fuck are we doing?
(What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?)

Been a long night, I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I'ma call Uber
Been a long night, I'ma call me a Uber