Mummy not a misfit
Daddy not a runaway
Mummy ain't a mistress
Daddy ain't no drunk
Never lost a temper
Never raised a hand to me
I never had an excuse
Never had no woes

But I'd love to miss this a little more or less
Cut loose the prisoner
Free the emptiness
And I been wishing you'd brighten up this room just a little less
Just a little less

I know this guy, a security guard
Working crazy long hours
Got no time for himself
Always doing shit for other people, not for himself
Always doing shit he don't like, yo, it's bad for his health
Uh

I know this guy, a security guard
Working crazy long hours
Got no time for himself
Always doing shit for other people, not for himself
Always doing shit for other people's bad for your health
Uh

Bad for your health
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah) Bad for your health, uh
Bad for your health
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah) Bad for your health, uh

Jimmy went and married
Allie took to studying
Nelly's on the West End
Michael works abroad
Never could have lived it
Never shared the fantasy
Or one day in the sun

And I'd love to miss you a little more or less
Cut loose the prisoner
Free the emptiness
And I been wishing you'd brighten up this room just a little less

Always doing shit for other people's bad for my health
Uh

I know this guy, a security guard
Working crazy long hours
Got no time for himself
Always doing shit for other people, not for himself
Always doing shit for other people's bad for your health
Uh

Bad for your health
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah) Bad for your health, uh
Bad for your health
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah) Bad for your health, uh

Piggy in the middle
When you're caught up in the middle
Like a piggy in the middle
Like you're bacon on the griddle
Coming through, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, in the middle
When you're caught up in the middle
Like a piggy in the middle
Like you're bacon on the griddle
Coming through, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Piggy in the middle
When you're caught up in the middle
Like a piggy in the middle
Like you're bacon on the griddle
Coming through, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Go!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Don't tell me what to do