I might forget to wash my cup I might forget to put my wet clothes up The flat’s a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be I might have eaten all your cheese That’s okay but can you buy more please The flat’s a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be I might have accidentally stretched your top I might have wait is that the one I just bought The flat’s a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be I borrowed your toothbrush the other day Wait. What the heck, that’s disgusting why would you- You know how I am with my mouth! The flat’s a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be I put a cactus in your bed The flat’s a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be I might forget to wipe my feet I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonnaise And unpaired all your socks and drew on all your toys And vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes And ruined your dress; you don't wanna know how The flat’s a mess and so are we But you and me are as good as we can be