Shirley Shirley bo burley
 Banana fana fo firley
 Fe fi fo firley
 SHIRLEY!

 Lincoln Lincoln bo bincoln
 Banana fana fo fincoln
 Fe fi fo fincoln
 LINCOLN!

 C'mon everybody, YEAH!
 I said let's play a game
 I betcha I can make a rhyme
 Out of anybody's name.

 The first letter of the name
 I'll treat it like it wasn't there
 But if a "B" or an "F" ever will appear
 Then I say a fo and a fi and I say the name
 Banana fano and fo
 And then i say the name again

 And I say the name again
 With an "M" this time
 There isn't a name
 That I can't rhyme.

 Arnold Arnold bo barnold
 Banana fano fo farnold
 Fe fi mo marnold
 ARNOLD!

 But if the first two letters
 Are ever the same
 Drop them both
 And say the name

 Like Bob, Bob drop the "B" spells ob
 or Fran, Fran drop the "f" spells ran
 or Mary, Mary drop the "M" spells ary
 That's the only rule that is contrary.

 Now let's say Divi, Divi!
 Now Divi with a "B", Bivi!
 Then banana fana fo, banana fana fo!
 Then you say the name again with an "F", very plain, Fivi!
 Fe fi then mo, and fe fi then mo
 Then you say the name again with an "M" this time, Mivi!

 And there isn't any name that I can't rhyme
 Now do Divi!

 Divi Divi bo bivi
 Banana fana fo fivi
 Fe fi mo mivi
 DIVI!

 Let's do Marsha
 Marsha Marsha bo barsha
 Banana fana fo farsha
 Fe fi mo marsha
 MARSHA!

 A little trick with Dick
 Dick Dick bo bick
 Banana fana fo fick
 Fe fi mo mick
 DICK!