Ask me how do I feel,
Now that we're all cosy and clinging?
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a bell I'd be ringing!

From the moment we kissed goodnight
That's the way I just gotta behave,
And if I were lamp I'd light
Or if I were a banner I'd wave.

Ask me how do I feel,
Little me with the quiet upbringing?
Well sir all I can say
Is if I were a gate I'd be swinging.

And if I were a watch I'd start popping my spring
And if I were a bell
I'd go ding dong ding dong ding.