Welcome to the Blue Diamond  y'all 
Ladies and gentlemen 
I'll be your host  Edward Elington Humpty Hump Humphry the third 
And we going to get it started up in here 
Billy big thump Brown on bass  Thump Brown 
Brooklyn  Gibson Myana 
And on guitar we got big momma Dotty Taylor in the house 
Com'on mang  drop it like  mang (4x) 

It's been a long time do shouldn't have left you 
Without a heated beat you could step to 
Ever since the days when the humpty dance left you 
Openin', I feel you're hopin' that we could bump through 
95 was a long one they said no one digs your music but you, kid 
You need a strong one 
Think about the bomb one 
Because the kids are in rare form tonight, hey yo we all one 

Let me put my nose back on 
Notice how how it goes when the flows back on 
Bangers! freakin' the P-funk, punk like a bag (?) 
Got my man essential E right beside me 

Yo Hump, look, i brought my rhyme book 
Cool E, get ready to kick it out for the hook 
But before you eat male let me finish nailin' 
this grove like a train de-railin 
(Like a train) 
You better hold on, this song is for the strong 
ladies com'on and get your flirt on 
(ladies) 
When you coming with another one Humpty? 
Every time you ask that you pump me, love 
Wind me up 
com'on 
Wind me up 
You wound us up so now we bound to pound ya 
Wind me up 
Everybody 
Wind me up 
You wound us up so now we putting it on ya 

E, Shock and Hump, we putting the bump 
You wish for, Hump's back so pump that 
It's supposed to lift your 
Body up, we got enough 
And prob'ly bust the floor up 
Shock you know what? 

what's up E? 
I think this track's about to blow up! 

y'all thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? 
I'm drinkin' what you drinkin'! 
So break it up with a crowded thrust (?) 
with the bottles up, everybody's sickin' 
to witness the fitness 
State to state, don't miss this 
Kisses to the Miss's 
Love hounds who are on my blood hound 
We plug sounds through the nation 
true power chasin' blue ha hoo-rasin' (?) 
do, and E too, y'all 'bout to shout 
We 'bout to place it 
High rank, drop stop and bank 
This spots about to get hectic, expect it 
We got the drank so we got to drank 
It won't be degelected, accept it 

(chorus) 
(Hump, singing) 
If it ain't deep it ain't me, bay-bay 
Do you take it through a fantasy, bay-bay 
The smooth-cool faker is a live wire baby 
Sons of the P is packing this hi-fi figures 
And we're in the mood to play (play) 
We're going to do away with he say she say 

Nas, you can have the world I want the Universe 
Not for myself but for all other's first 
(Hump, singing) 
It's time, I'm ready to shine 
I'm ready to see if I can walk through my mind, like AMG 
I'm not no high, not even lifted yet, only strengthened from the gift 
that you give 

(chorus) 
(Hump) 
Puttin' in on ya, bone-ing your ear drums 
dumb-dums, forgot that we can come-come 
Yum-yum, we bring it different 
You bring it hum-drum 
You're too cool, you can't risk it 
I'm bis-quik 
I bubble when you turn the heat up 
I'm trouble around the honies, I eat up 
DRAWRS 
Tasty, like bean dip 
Frisky like catnip 
wind me up, FAT HIP 
The big nose, back with the big bouncy track 
We got the bass bouncing back 
They got me started, so I'm bomb it like I farted 
Take the rap sheet and part it 
Let my dog take a spill on it 
Never phoney on it, ya I still want it 
But those shmoes knows how it goes so yo let me flaunt it 
I boom-boom on it, take it anyway you want it 
Glazed, extra mayonnaise with no bologna on it 
poopty scoops and Humpty clumbs the lean cuts 
Deez nuts get busted clean, whut 
I'ma tell ya what's been missing from the rap game... 
This type of shit! Sang! 
(Chorus)