Let me tell you a story 
Let me shovel some dirt 
Long time, no sugar 
And it s starting to hurt

Something's flattened my cola 
Something's wrong with my brew 
Something's rotten in Idaho 
And I don't know what to do

Gone, gone, gone 
With the red eye distress 
Gona, gone, gone 
On the Red Express (4x)

Only go around once 
Gotta quench that thirst 
Gotta grab that gusto 
Gotta get there first

Something's flattened my cola 
Something's wrong with my brew 
Something's rotten in Idaho 
And I don't know what to do

Gone, gone, gone 
With the red eye distress 
Gona, gone, gone 
On the Red Express (8x)

Red Eye Express (2x)