I heard a girl in a dress 
Say her face was a mess 
I heard there's no reason why 
I heard that now's the time to buy 

On planet earth 
I'll probably stay 
On planet earth 
It's a place to live your life 

Where pleasure follows pain 
People go insane 
Fly around in planes 
Pray that it won't rain 
Drive around in cars 
Get drunk in local bars 
Dream of being stars 
Well I lived all my life on planet earth 

I saw a girl lose all control 
When she lost her new mink stole 
I saw her try to catch a man 
Things I couldn't understand 

On planet earth 
I'll probably stay 
On planet earth 
It's a place to live your life 

Where pleasure follows pain 
People go insane 
Fly around in planes 
Pray that it won't rain 
Drive around in cars 
Get drunk in local bars 
Dream of being stars 
Well I lived all my life on planet earth 

I saw a man on a stage 
Scream "put me back in my cage" 
I saw him hang by his tie 
I saw enough to make me cry 
On planet earth 
On planet earth

I lived all my life on planet earth 
I lived all my life on planet earth 
On planet earth 
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