I often wondered to myself Who's Johnny? Who's Johnny? Who's Johnny? I met a guy yesterday Who said his name was Johnny He said, "they write songs about me, I know they do." It came as quite a surprise In fact it opened my eyes And now I realize it's true. (Yeah, you know it's true) Johnny? Who's Johnny? Johnny? And so I asked him Hey Johnny Where's your two bags and Jimmy And he just looked at me, Funny you know like I was weird, I said now if it's really you, And if what you say is really true Then you'd know what I'm saying? Just what am I saying? Do you know what I'm saying?