(Orientation) Okay, first day Let's cover the cliches: You're on the dark side now Get your kitten and a scowl Lift a fingerprint Okay, now Put the thing you touched back Join a syndicate Hey, we can't be all bad Super villain puts the swivel in the chair Puts the secret in the lair Puts the bone in debonair And rules are written To be broken and with flare Turn up a body double dare Burner passport, nom de guerre You zip line in And you tip toe out If these bad guys ranks look thin They're all in crypto now The early bird gets the worm The early cat gets the bird The cat gets in through the back Gets fed by the man And has the last word Super villain puts the swivel in the chair Puts the secret in the lair Puts the bone in debonair And rules are written To be broken and with flare Turn up a body double dare Burner passport, nom de guerre But bad guys can be good too Let their teams organize pay union dues Fair wages Even for the double agents You can't scare us Or ignore negoti-haters Check out the union label Look for it Look for it Check out the union label Look for it, look Look for it, for it Super villain puts the swivel in the chair Puts the secret in the lair Puts the bone in debonair And rules are written To be broken and with flare Turn up a body double dare Burner passport, nom de guerre Check out the union label Look for it, look Look for it, for it