Mind your step I keep the overhead low 
Just the bed and the books and the rotary phone 
Chicago Manual of Style keeps the prose right crisp 
The Minneapolis Edition, well it goes like this: 
Well I talk way too fast 
And I shoot from a glass 
I keep Pope in the glovebox 
Plath on the dash 
And there's nobody shotgun 
I got enough gas 
To get Vegas by daybreak 
I'm not coming back 
I'm pushin this luck 
All the way to the coast 
I'm throwin it over 
Just to see if it floats 
I'm taking my chances, 
I'm making my own 
Cause I've been pretty impatient, I'm ready to go 

I'm the book 
That beat the speedreader 
And I'm the card the dealers won't touch 
And it's just not true I'm a maneater, 
All the same, we should probablly go Dutch 

Careful kid with that wolf whistle 
You never know what you'll attract 
And you shouldn't make noise 
To which you wouldn't wanna listen 
What's good for the goose is good for the 
Gander back... 
And I'm packed and I'm out before dawn 
Leave a tip on the sink, ah, the staff they worked hard 
I hit rain, I hit sleet, but mostly weather stays good 
Hit a deer on I-80 f**ked up the hood 
But you can't play for keeps if you never draw blood 
You just brace and you breathe 
You drive through the dust 
You go through people and places 
You hope the engine can take it 
They get you up on the blocks on a regular basis 
But innocence is over-rated 
Based on what you haven't done 
I don't need a poker face 
Open book, smoking gun 
Renagade agent, I got no taste for their races 
I run on whiskey and risk and ennui and impatience 

I'm the book 
That beat the speedreader 
And I'm the card the dealers won't touch 
And it's just not true I'm a maneater, 
All the same, we should probablly go Dutch 

Love it like liquor it burns as it moves you 
Far as I figure there's nobody fireproof 
So thank you for the offer it truly was kind of you 
I'd take you up on it, but just passing through 
Cause I talk way too fast 
And I shoot from a glass 
I keep Pope in the glovebox, Plath on the dash 
And there's no one in shotgun, I got enough gas 
To get Vegas by daybreak, I'm not coming back 
No I'm not coming back 

I'm the book 
That beat the speedreader 
And I'm the card the dealers won't touch 
And it's just not true I'm a maneater, 
All the same, we should probablly go Dutch