Don’t got no goatee Don’t got no tattoo Don’t got no nose ring Don’t wanna be like you See I got these glasses, so I'll never be cool Always get my ass kicked when I get to school Don’t worry about an image Don’t got no attitude I know I won’t get laid If I won’t be like you Don’t got no biceps Don’t got no pecs But I'll read you under the table With my thick specs! See I got these glasses, so they kick my ass But I'll kick their asses when I get to class I got these glasses, so I can’t wear shades But I'll kick their asses – I'll get good grades Gonna kick their asses in class Gonna kick their asses in class Gonna kick their asses in class Gonna get good grades! I can’t get with the times… Can’t spout the party line… Don’t know what the scene’s about Don’t tell me to mellow out! Don’t got no goatee No fucking safety pin No I ain’t no junkie Don’t got no heroin Don’t got no stylish notion Don’t wanna live by the ocean Just wanna be myself All you posers go to Hell! Gonna kick their asses in class Gonna kick their asses in class Gonna kick their asses in class Gonna get good grades Asses in class Asses in class Asses in class We must read