Stay away from the chili verde Unless you want to get blown away Treat the spider with a little respect You take the heat – it’s gonna bite back Blast Off at Cape Canaveral Toilet seat is your launching pad Blast Off at Cape Canaveral 4-3-2-1 Blast Off! Capsaicinoids are a thing to avoid Unless you want to burn in that ‘roid We’ll be laughing and rolling on the floor When we hear you screaming through that door Blast Off at Cape Canaveral All Systems Go! Blast Off at Cape Canaveral 4-3-2-1 Blast Off! Jalapeño, habañero Burning all yo’ hair down there-o Picinu, vindaloo They’re gonna getcha, they’re gonna getcha, too You know those red things in the Kung Pao Don’t say I didn’t warn you now Take the time to pick them out Or the spider gets grouchy And it’s time to countdown! Blast Off at Cape Canaveral Houston, we have a problem… Blast Off at Cape Canaveral 4-3-2-1 Blast Off!