Well, it was one hot day in mid-July, 
I had a little fight with that gal of mine 
She went to the store for some cigarettes, 
well, it's been three days and she ain't back yet 

Well, she left me cold, she left me cold, 
I'm lookin' just like Jack Frost, or so I'm told 
Well, it's a hundred degrees outside, 
But she left me cold 

Well, that little gal of mine, she made me hot all the time, 
she kept me warm in the wintertime 
But now I sit and shiver while the big tears flow, 
until the icicles hang right off my nose 

Well, the weatherman says that it's hot outside, 
But I wouldn't really know 
I'm wearin' two sweaters and woolen socks, 
But I'm chilly from my head down to my toes 

Well, well, well, it's hundred degrees outside, but she left me cold