Well I learned a long long time ago That a woman's kind of strange As long as you tell her the truth She'll give you anything But if you break her heart tear it apart She'll set your world on fire Cause the only thing that a woman hates Is a dirty, cheatin' liar Then you'll have to get her back You'll have beg her please You'll have to apologize And get down on your knees So get up now, pay your check Point your pickup home If you keep her while she's there You won't have to get her back when she's gone So the next time that you feel temptation tuggin' at your sleeve Remember that her intuition has to be believed And even though your lips might say that you've been with a friend Something in your eyes will give away just where you've been