Made you over
Made you colder
Rewrote your book
Held a mirror
To your error
Made you a crook
Candy and cake
Dished up, we ate
Worshiped the cook

Vice president of everybody, everybody
Vice president of everybody, everybody

Ladies and gentlemen!
Deerhoof would like to bring chaos to you!
Play your ears, let them go free
Feel it, turn it up!

Made you over
Make you colder
Rewrote your book
Held a mirror
To your error
Made you a crook
Candy and cake
Dished up, we ate
Worshiped the cook

Vice president of everybody, and nobody