I'd be better off stoned It wouldn't hurt me to listen Well I'm not trying To make some noise tonight You're the last man standing Down at the shitty music festival Such an honor to meet you What an honor for me To shake your hand To be loved by someone Feels pretty good But you hate it, I knew you would To be liked by someone Feels pretty nice But your hate is so exciting You'd be better off home You didn't come here to listen No, you're just trying To get with a friend tonight Now when the last band plays Down at the shitty music festival Well, you'll come down To the after party glow To be loved by someone Feels pretty good But you hate it, I knew you would To be liked by someone Feels pretty nice But your hate is so exciting You might be better off stoned You might be better off stoned Might be better off stoned Better off stoned Down at the silent disco Hey that's some real rock n' roll Under a silvery moon Your ride's lights are acid trails To be loved by someone Feels pretty good But you hate it, I knew you would To be liked by someone Feels pretty nice But your hate is so exciting