When I have a brand new hairdo
With my eyelashes all in curl
I float as the clouds on air do
I enjoy being a girl
When men say I'm cute and funny
And my teeth aren't teeth but pearl
I just lap it up like honey
I enjoy being a girl
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace
I talk on the telephone for hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face (That's right)
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the arms of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a boy having a girl like me
I flip when a fellow sends me flowers
I drool over dresses made of lace
I talk on the telephone for hours and hours and hours and hours
With a pound and a half of cream upon my face
I'm strictly a female female
And my future I hope will be
In the arms of a brave and free male
Who'll enjoy being a boy having a girl like me
