[Both] Open up the doghouse [Both] Open up the doghouse [Both] Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in [D] Nat you look like a man with a story [N] I sure have [N] I told my wife we oughta save money [N] That's the way it's gotta be [D] Oh gotta gotta be that way [N] She cancelled all the charge accounts gave all the gold to me [D] Well I can't see what you did wrong [D] Why was your woman so upset [N] Well I put the money on a horse and he hasn't showed up yet [Both] Open up the doghouse [Both] Open up the doghouse [Both] Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in [N] Well Dean what's your problem [D] Here it is [D] I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat [N] You did [D] Told her it was genuine mink [N] Rich man [D] I took her out to show it off [D] Then we stopped in for a drink [N] Oh cocktails [N] We I know your wife was really thrilled [N] How come you two had a spat [D] It's easy to see it started to rain the coat got wet [D] And mink just don't smell like that [N] Timber [Both] Open up the doghouse [Both] Open up the doghouse [Both] Rover Rover move it over two cats are coming in [D] Let's hear it Nat [N] You know what you know what though [D] What [N] There's just one way to handle a woman [N] Dean we just got to treat 'em rough [D] Got to slap 'em [N] That's right [D] We got to show 'em who wears the pants [D] Cut out that sisssy sissy stuff [N] Now it ain't no use to take abuse [N] Whenever they are cranky or cross [Both] Let's put the women in their place and we'll show them who's the boss Open up the doghouse Two cats are coming in