I'm from a little country town where the sky is blue Friday nights around here ain't a whole lot to do So I went and called up sweet Becky Lou Said how'd you like to go for a drive? I took her in my truck to the railroad tracks Lit a cozy fire for a little romance I sang her a song and she reached for my hand When daddy busted outta the woods He said [chorus:] Stop it right there! hands in the air We think there's somethin you kids ought to know Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks Tryin to find you and dang that was close Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed But she's the daughter of an uncle related to you You might not wanna go swimmin in the same gene pool Don't be touchin that's your cousin I turned around to look at becky and she looked at me We broke the law of attraction almost instantly Her pretty brown hair went to ugly and green And she gave me my coat back So we packed it in but the night was young She said if you don't mind id still like to have fun There's a show called deliverance on rerun Down at the cinema [chorus] [repeat chorus:] Stop it right there! hands in the air We think there's somethin you kids ought to know Ya scared your momma half to death, we've been searchin the sticks Tryin to find you and dang that was close Her daddy's older nephew might be twice removed But shes the daughter of an uncle related to you We need a little separation in our gene pool Don't be touchin that's your cousin [tag:] Well I ran into becky just the other day At the new online internet cafe She was lookin for a man from the ukraine On eharmony