Swahili Bob would do a strange thing He'd sit there and make the telephone ring You pick it up, and he's talkin' to you Just sitting there--his lips would not move Swahili Bob was a real scumbag He did his phone tricks dressed up in drag The filthiest things would come from his mouth He ran a bisexual puppet show way down south Swahili Bob Swahili Bob Swahili... Bob would show up at a party dressed in red While waving a dead chicken over his head Swahili Bob was a talented guy Who'd want to kill him? I don't know why Swahili Bob did his phone trick one night Pissed off some bikers, started a fight They cut out his tongue and nailed it to the wall Swahili Bob will never again call Swahili Bob will never again call Swahili Bob