Two alpinists were climbing up to the top

They were halfway up when suddenly

They tripped and went down



One of them went down vertically

Onto his stretched legs his head stuck onto his backbone

The second one pushed his neck into his midbrain



They survived the fall but died on the way to the 

hospital

In the place where they fell a monument

In the shape of a sled was erected

Because a year earlier a guy died there sledding



Two alpinists were climbing up to the top

They were halfway up when suddenly

They tripped and went down