I'm tired Me too Uncle Ricky Hmm Could you tell us a bedtime story, like you used to? Look, don't y'all think y'all too old for that now? No Listen, I got an adult question for y'all Since y'all like 11 now Y'all ever get horny? Uncle Ricky Now, I don't mean to sound perverted But do you ever have like sexual urges? No No? Well, you will, so sit your behind down And listen to Uncle Ricky and De La Tell y'all a grown up story Okay I remember when Mama spoke of the birds And the east side kept me off the curb And Betsy Ross was sufferin' from the scaredy cat Till my man, Ricky, brought the remedy for that I massage your mane coat Then, part your leg's, rope And stroke so hard You'll start to smell smoke Ain't gotta drug problem but a love problem But then again, that may be one in the same I claim possession Pull the girl among the eighth, like Charlie Heston Ride off on the horse and show no remorse She look nice Honey oriental, brown eyes Want fries? Chicken, vegetable, fried rice? And I'm tryin' to get you to go Fast subtraction, grab some "Oh, don't stop, nasty black man" Man that action had me coughin' up Cars, keys, and cash Just to sniff a fat rabbit I would give my very last (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know, them girls don't mind comin' (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin' Just to get it started, for startin' something Is what we do to get some lovin' What we do to get some lovin' This what we do for love (Do for love) This what we do for love (For love) This what we do for love You ain't lyin' I, I, 9-5 it, more like 12-12 Can't get the thought off (Sex) From off my mental shelf I'm like Bruce Lee Beatin' up the cootchie, profusely My tomboy chicks that act a little to butchy Receive this (Uh) When my semen ceases They'll be screamin' out "We love bein' the female species" Hello? Veronica, it's Dove Uh, I think, you got the wrong number What? Veronica, your baby's crying Yo, chill Baby? Whatever yo, later For the past two summers, I been sizin' up Veronica Southern belle, I heard she blow notes like a harmonica Yamacas couldn't satisfy her spendin' fetishes She was all about gettin' the head like she was lettuces Yah, them types be actin' like they ain't sleazy Like this uptown chick, playin' opposite of easy Delighted, the honey-fly difficult, couldn't knife it Tight Seen the imprint on honey's private Now, she's love sick Ruler Rick, scores again Sex presents itself like trophies, I'm out to win And it's easier to claim with the fame I've obtained Her Mommy was a liar, she's so ashamed (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know, them girls don't mind comin' (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin' Just to get it started For startin' something Is what we do to get some lovin' What we do to get some lovin' This what we do for love (Do for love) This what we do for love (For love) This what we do for love Well, I got this rude boy, Jamaican honey, at the rest home Complete with yellow hair and Cinderella dress on Whatever Been around, stuck her till she poppin', bout Hey, take your blood-clot finger off me bottom Anyway, another dime, I met one time I'm kind, chick in the world, butt fine And her structure pumpin', told her Got cha mumblin' 'bout Slow down What you tryin' to rupture somethin? I don't bug out, I chill Never copped a feel But these pretty-ass girls come And flaunt in the grill Big-ass eyes With the matchin', big-ass, thighs Asked her, if she spare a moment to exchange some lies? "But you got a girlfriend" Ya, trick, so do you And I heard, there's no preference in what gender ya do So, stop playin' so squeaky clean And let the dirty side see me later So we can play away from the navy So stuck on the love, you rearranging behaviours Second episode, and you returnin' oral favors Buyin' up groceries Searchin' for hosiery Holdin' hands publicly And now, you supposed to be Mr and Mrs, huh, lovin' and kisses, huh But while you away, is when the milkman'll visit her Dear to the heart, we dearly depart the fallen So skip the games, ma I stay tuned to the calling (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know, them girls don't mind comin' (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin' Just to get it started, for startin' something Is what we do to get some lovin' What we do to get some lovin' This what we do for love (Do for love) This what we do for love (For love) This what we do for love (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know, them girls don't mind comin' (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin' Just to get it started, for startin' something Is what we do to get some lovin' What we do to get some lovin' This what we do for love (Do for love) This what we do for love (For love) This what we do for love (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know, them girls don't mind comin' (When nature calls) You know, them boys will come runnin' (When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin' Just to get it started, for startin' something Is what we do to get some lovin' What we do to get some lovin' This what we do for love (Do for love) This what we do for love (For love) This what we do for love