Hey, David Lee Roth in the house tonight with a Song Of Love for Ashley Ashley Abernathy swinging on granny's front porch Look at her go, and she's startin' to rock Thinkin' 'bout the horses that she rides, but then of course The rockin' goes from roll to rock Leapin' off the rocker, ain't nothin' gonna stop her, no Grabs a bunch of Beenie Babies on the way Yells to mom and dad, "Hey, pack my campin' bag. 'Cause we're goinnna hit the trail by the middle of the day." Tell me, who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy) Who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy) Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy) 'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes Oh baby girl, you the most beautifulest in the world Let me tell you 'bout it Now Ashley Abernathy smilin' behind the wheel, yes she is Of her little golf cart, oh Mom and dad and baby doll crammed in the back With some board games, hey, and some playing cards We're halfway out of town, the sun ducks behind a cloud (oh no) But baby's and her keychains rattlin' in the shade With granny by her side, she swings a real smooth ride Whoopin' and a-hollerin' and she says a day Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy) And who deals the cards? (Ashley Abernathy) Who steal your heart? (Ashley Abernathy) 'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy, yes she does Go rattlin' 'round that kitchen She sure can cook (cook it up, mama) A-fishin' and a-twitchin' Who's that playin' nurse? (Doctor, doctor) Who drives the cart? (Ashley Abernathy) And who deals the cards? (Go fish) (Ashley Abernathy) And who steal your heart? (I'm gonna tell you) (Ashley Abernathy) Is Ashley Abernathy makes you happy And I'm a happy-pappy, baby When you smile at me Diamond David Lee goes completely into ecstasy My IQ drops down to two, you are beautiful mama (Ashley Abernathy) Oh, I'm testifyin' (Ashley Abernathy) Oh, yeah (Ashley Abernathy) 'Cause Ashley Abernathy makes you happy I said it and now I'm thinkin' it