In californication, yeah, bitch I'm from the country dumb make the nigga soft Big city nigga come south and get they wigs knocked off ... I just hustle and flow, find a track to start and pimp on a hoe The block got hot a nigga had to get low Get the fuck out of... I hit my uncle on the east side Trevon, wharrup neph what's cracking I wanna visit L.A., I'm already packed Been already stacking so we gonna get turned up Soon as you land, purple kush gonna get burnt up Shit, the next day I'm in the LAX Uncle Trey pulled up in a Camaro SS Black on black, sitting on 23 Bumping rich boy like bitch... 2 bad bitches in the back seat, one of them for me Next... name Marie, rolling up some trees, ... Roll down the window, just to feel the breeze It's real nice, feeling like paradise shit And all I can see is sunshine and palm trees Welcome to californication, welcome to californication Where we're going, to the hood Now I wanna see the... shower... Fool, that's where the cops be I ain't got no driver's license or assurance Sure enough the cops put us over on... Everybody out the car, the cops set us on the curbe They searched the ashtray and found a roach full of herbs What's this in that cigar? Medical marijuana officer I got a... call What condition you smoke weed for? Trevon Jones, place your hands behind your back You're under arrest for warrants go to court... Monday Monday? It's Wednesday man, Or maybe Tuesday, you heard me m'aam Now if you keep it up, I'll arrest you for obstruction of justice Trev like, take the car, fuck this Have fun, call my homies, go clubbing with you dumb ass At least they ain't found my gun stash Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation I'm telling you that Welcome to californication, anyone goes, everything goes Welcome to californication, californication I dropped the bitches off, now I'm off to my uncle house Find More lyrics at moozikportal.blogspot.com Stopped by the liquor store, nothing but the thugs out White teeth and chunks when niggas hit me up like Where you from homie? Lifted up his shirt on me, Colt 45 And dawg I wouldn't strap another would walk up like Nah, he cool, that's Dave Black, Tray lo folks Visiting from Mississippi, Pass the pine of Hennesey, here sip this with me I'm Javon, we're gonna get it popping tonight Wassup, Hollywood around, these niggas are flocking at night What's flocking? Breaking in homes... burglary nigga, damn you slow Oh we kicked it in the hood drinking smoking kush twist up Hood rat with the big butt chose up got our dicks up Kissed my auntie on the cheek see you laters Now we 5 niggas deep and... The club's off the chain, I'm seeing models and stars NBA players straight buying out the bars The state of Arizona kinda segragate But my dick don't discriminate, Black girls white girls, pimping I just like girls California girls, Katy Perry tight girls Met an Asian with fake tits next to a hype girl She took a pot of... sniffing on that white girl VIP bottles and all that, this... started pouring out cognac ... I took a bottle and I cracked that nigga, smacked that nigga Security bust me like arrest that nigga Tearing up the club, all 5 of us Asian bitch grab me like hurry up slide with us But the cops were outside stop... to retain me Found some coke in her purse, motherfuckers play me Next thing you know I'm in the county jail I walked and I seen my uncle Tray's right there And he's just shaking his head then he laughed at a nigga Don't be in the bed, don't let the bright lights fool ya... It's been 24 hours I just caught my first case I just can't see the honey once I got locked up Niggas doing crazy my advice... As they tripping on me for no reason... Welcome to californication, you might come for vacation Welcome to californication, you might leave on probation I'm telling you that Welcome to californication, anyone goes, everything goes Welcome to californication, californication