I could walk across Kansas in a New York minute Climb the Colorado mountains in the fall Crawl through Arizona like a flat land lizard If I thought it'd do me any good at all I could swim lake Erie with my hands tied behind me Eat a west Virginia coal miner's shoes Drink the Mississippi river if it took a month of Sundays Just to prove my love to you I remember well the first time I kissed you Cuss things ain't been the same ever since You got me thinkin' I could eat a ten-penny nail And spit out a barbed wire fence Well there ain't a living creature gonna ever come between us I fight lions snakes and gorillas too If that ain't enough I'd start it all over Just to prove my love to you I could ride my pony through the eye of a hurricane Climb mount everest on a string Jump Niagara falls in a burnin' barrel And bring ya back a hoop smoke ring Wrestle alligators in the Okefenokee There's nothin' that I wouldn't do If you just say the word I'd catch that great speckled bird And bring it back to you I remember well the first time I kissed you 'cause things ain't been the same ever since You got me thinking I could eat a ten-penny nail And spit out a barbed wire fence Well there ain't a living creature gonna ever come between us I fight lions snakes and gorillas too If that ain't enough I'd start it all over Just to prove my love to you I could walk across Kansas in a New York minute Climb the Colorado mountains in the fall Crawl through Arizona like a flat land lizard If I thought it'd do me any good at all I could swim lake Erie with my hands tied behind me Eat a west Virginia coal miner's shoes