My uncle said if you gon' ball Gotta keep a nice whip Gotta keep a thick bitch Shine like you sell bricks My uncle said if you gon' ball Gotta keep a nice whip Gotta keep a thick bitch Shine like you do sell bricks My uncle said if you gon' ball With a bitch as my witness This kid is gifted like Christmas Wishlist, which is why I got these rich kids Bankrolling my business And I stay lit, like the tip on some incense For instance, my assistant sent this Letter that was penned by a kid from Princeton In print, it went: "Tony keep spittin'" Keep shittin' on these rappers that ain't hittin These hoes love it mayne Can't get enough of it mayne Im so off the chain, can't be contained When I entertain, I just do my thang Grab my dang-a-lang sang, and I make the coochies stang like I'm Pootie Tang My uncle said if you gon' ball Gotta keep a nice whip Gotta keep a thick bitch Shine like you sell bricks My uncle said if you gon' ball Gotta keep a nice whip Gotta keep a thick bitch Shine like you do sell bricks My uncle said if you gon' ball Love it rain, timid lame, staying lane change Range, love it mayne, grumond-stained jeans on the corner Scorcher day, hot as five, do the right things King ring things, heems reply fly as Cochise fly Cry when Cochise die, Truman Capote Spottie-ottie-dopalicious vicious wishes Like someone do the dishes, kisses, toodles, poodles, cuddles, puddles, smuggles Animals across Borders Without Doctors Shock ya, pop ya, gamble with Procter, mock ya, drop ya Catch me at the opera with your mamma and your poppa Just for fun, like where you at, man I'm with your family, dawg My uncle said if you gon' ball Gotta keep a nice whip Gotta keep a thick bitch Shine like you sell bricks My uncle said if you gon' ball Gotta keep a nice whip Gotta keep a thick bitch Shine like you do sell bricks My uncle said if you gon' ball Yeah, come in here Chamillionare, Sicilian hair Vermillion, swimming in your inner ear I'm the best swimmer here, sippin' on a ginger beer Purple Bart Simpson, limpin' Lampin' on a boat eating shrimps with bigger dimes, no scampi Chianti, bitter lime, Victor, winner Splinter plus the purple Ninja Turtle Half Urkel, half Urquell Champagne's Korbel, served chilled Oh well, big deal, big wheel, Hot Wheel, power wheel Something like an Alize shower feels Sticky, Vic V, et cetera, cheddar, swiss, manchego Credit Suisse, movin' like Winnebago Hey yo, Tal Israelis passin' me bagels Baby portions, me I'm ridin' on a baby porpoise Like hey, yeah, yeah Now if you wanna balllll You gotta do a lotta shit Thatcha might not wanna do You still gotta do that shit If you wanna balll