My uncle said if you gon' ball
Gotta keep a nice whip
Gotta keep a thick bitch
Shine like you sell bricks
My uncle said if you gon' ball
Gotta keep a nice whip
Gotta keep a thick bitch
Shine like you do sell bricks
My uncle said if you gon' ball

With a bitch as my witness
This kid is gifted like Christmas
Wishlist, which is why I got these rich kids
Bankrolling my business
And I stay lit, like the tip on some incense
For instance, my assistant sent this
Letter that was penned by a kid from Princeton
In print, it went: "Tony keep spittin'"
Keep shittin' on these rappers that ain't hittin
These hoes love it mayne
Can't get enough of it mayne
Im so off the chain, can't be contained
When I entertain, I just do my thang
Grab my dang-a-lang sang, and
I make the coochies stang like I'm Pootie Tang

My uncle said if you gon' ball
Gotta keep a nice whip
Gotta keep a thick bitch
Shine like you sell bricks
My uncle said if you gon' ball
Gotta keep a nice whip
Gotta keep a thick bitch
Shine like you do sell bricks
My uncle said if you gon' ball

Love it rain, timid lame, staying lane change
Range, love it mayne, grumond-stained jeans on the corner
Scorcher day, hot as five, do the right things
King ring things, heems reply fly as Cochise fly
Cry when Cochise die, Truman Capote
Spottie-ottie-dopalicious vicious wishes

Like someone do the dishes, kisses, toodles, poodles, cuddles, puddles, smuggles
Animals across Borders Without Doctors
Shock ya, pop ya, gamble with Procter, mock ya, drop ya
Catch me at the opera with your mamma and your poppa
Just for fun, like where you at, man
I'm with your family, dawg

My uncle said if you gon' ball
Gotta keep a nice whip
Gotta keep a thick bitch
Shine like you sell bricks
My uncle said if you gon' ball
Gotta keep a nice whip
Gotta keep a thick bitch
Shine like you do sell bricks
My uncle said if you gon' ball

Yeah, come in here
Chamillionare, Sicilian hair
Vermillion, swimming in your inner ear
I'm the best swimmer here, sippin' on a ginger beer
Purple Bart Simpson, limpin'
Lampin' on a boat eating shrimps with bigger dimes, no scampi
Chianti, bitter lime, Victor, winner
Splinter plus the purple Ninja Turtle
Half Urkel, half Urquell
Champagne's Korbel, served chilled
Oh well, big deal, big wheel, Hot Wheel, power wheel
Something like an Alize shower feels
Sticky, Vic V, et cetera, cheddar, swiss, manchego
Credit Suisse, movin' like Winnebago
Hey yo, Tal Israelis passin' me bagels
Baby portions, me I'm ridin' on a baby porpoise
Like hey, yeah, yeah

Now if you wanna balllll
You gotta do a lotta shit
Thatcha might not wanna do
You still gotta do that shit
If you wanna balll