The mums are screaming murder at the kids next door The cats are eating garbage and then howling for some more One lover's leaving somewhere while another's still waiting Somebody's crying, while somebody else is hating I'm sitting in the centre between two lines I win a few, I lose a few until I find I keep breaking the laws Because I just can't read the signs It's another crazy tragedy of Modern Times Somebody pulls the trigger while somebody waits to get hit Somebody freezes in the winter and I'm complaining about the heat Nobody listens these days, no they've all got something to say I'm singing songs about waiting and you'll come back some day I'm sitting in the centre between two lines I win a few, I lose a few until I find I keep breaking the laws Because I just can't read the signs It's another crazy tragedy of Modern Times I keep breaking the laws Because I just can't read the signs It's another crazy tragedy of Modern Times And the priest, he looks for Satan He looks so hard, he's blind I'm just the same as all of them With my crazy clouded mind I'm sitting in the centre between two lines I win a few, I lose a few until I find I keep breaking the laws Because I just can't read the signs It's another crazy tragedy of Modern Times I keep breaking the laws Because I just can't read the signs It's another crazy tragedy of Modern Times