You are a meter maid Working my city block in your rollerblades Weaving through people with headphones on Genghis khan of the sidewalk And you are a ghost hunter Twirling your Geiger counter around Flashing your flashlight at any sound I keep the camcorder half-cocked And I could spend my life in basements with you listening for signs And if we never found one demon it would still be good times 'Cause I'm your loader, you're my goldmine You are a lodestone marble magnet meteorite You are the tiger's eye, keeping five year old me up at night You are the lies I tell my parents when I'm teenage and scared You are the birthrate, the floodgate, sincerity squared You are winking at the waitress when your card is declined And you cruise through every waitlist and we always jump lines I'm your digger, you're my goldmine And I can feel this place is haunted as I straighten my spine And I make terrible decisions but they all turn out fine 'Cause I'm your driver, you're my goldmine