We’ll follow the old man wherever he wants to go 
As long as he wants to go opposite to the foe 
We’ll stay with the old man wherever he wants to stay 
As long he stays away from the battle’s fray 
Because we love him, we love him 
Especially when he keeps us on the ball 
And we’ll tell the kiddies we answer duties' call 
With the grandest son of a soldier of them all 
Attention! Attention! 
Gee, I wish I was back in the army 
The army wasn’t really bad at all 
Three meals a day for which you didn’t pay 
Uniforms for winter, spring and fall 
There’s a lot to be said for the army 
The life without responsibility 
A soldier out of luck was never really stuck 
There’s always someone higher up where you can pass the buck 
Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the army 
Gee, I wish I was back in the army 
The army was the place to find romance 
Soldiers and WAC’s the WAC’s who dressed in slacks 
Dancing cheek to cheek and pants to pants 
There’s a lot to be said for the army 
The best of doctors watched you carefully 
A dentist and a clerk, for weeks and weeks they’d work 
They make a thousand dollar job and give it to a jerk 
Oh, gee, I wish I was back in the army 
Three meals a day for which you didn’t pay 
I thought that I was through with all my care and strife 
But after months and months of the civilian life 
Gee, I wish I was back in the army now!