If you had seen her you’d think it was funny She was so passionate, made everything sunny She was dancing all the time Never spent a dime Always feeling fine Always an uphill climb I thought I’d like to get to know her I thought I’d like to get to go with her But the darkness of the night Blew out my candlelight My head was full of fright What a horrible tragedy plight And when my ego was shattered She said it didn’t really matter She said she’s got her own (boyfriend?) She said she didn’t want one who was not sane She said my love was down the drain And she hated "Songs of Pain" I went out to her house foaming at the mouth She called me a dirty louse I was crying all the time Seeing the monkey shine Talking to myself Staring into tears