Mr. Very Fat and Mrs. Very Skinny Had a little dog named Pinny, Pinny, Pinny Mrs. Skinny knew what Fatty liked to eat She piled on the table in front of Fatty's feet She made a meal for Pinny too And she served Pinny that But Pinny liked what Mrs. Skinny made for Mr. Fat Naughty, naughty Pinny Ate all of Fatty's dinner Pinny got fat And Fatty got thinner Mrs. Skinny laughed and laughed At Fatty and Pinny From now on, we'll call Pinny 'Fat' And we'll call Fatty 'Skinny'