I've been a naughty boy I didn't get a toy Santa Clause left nothin' underneath my tree He knows that I've been bad But bein' good just ain't my fad So here's the thing to do if your just like me Everybody, pull the shades, lock the door, like you did before And have a naughty naughty Christmas and dirty dirty new year Naughty Naughty Christmas, feelin' peace and all the good cheer If you haven't got someone you love, love someone your near And have a naughty naughty Christmas this year It's too cold to go out today We'll take a ride in an open slay I'll do some kissin' underneith the misteltoe My babies always been the given kind but when she tells me she's my present and she blows my mind I can't wait but I'm gonna' unwrap her slow Oh yeah we're gonna have a ball And we'd like to wish you all... A naught naughty Christmas and a dirty dirty new year Naughty Naughty Christmas, feelin' peace and all the good cheer If you haven't got someone you love, love someone your near And have a naughty naughty Christmas this year A naught naughty Christmas and a dirty dirty new year Naughty Naughty Christmas, feelin' peace and all the good cheer If you haven't got someone you love, love someone your near And have a naughty naughty Christmas Have a naughty naughty Christmas This year (2x)