I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot I pushed a bunch of little people over once Well a rest is best when you stress a test And you forget all about your aching ass I'm a horrible shot, I tie a horrible knot I muck ace a lot, I'm gonna pace the lot Don’t be tardy for my leaky Barbie TV party pee in the park I can't believe you're better off alone You stood there stoned And I can't believe I'm better than you know I felt the rush of no control It feels so good and it feels so good It feels so nice Girl turn your back cause I'm coming right up on you Turn your back cause I'm gonna be all up on you Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero Being a vet, I know that you are too fearful Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero We can regret, all the things we could be doing instead I’m peeling into the house Gotta run to the basement Gotta establish a connection before I get impatient I’m no contortionist man; I’ll steal the lips off your eyes But anyone who really matters got a call from my guy I can't believe, I can't believe that I can't believe I can't believe, I can't believe that I've been deceived See the smoke in my eyes, feel the pain in my lungs now go See the smoke in my eyes, feel the pain in my lungs now go Reset this best of four I know You’ve been waiting by the telephone I know But it’s not how or why I lie You think I wanna be a mediocre guy See the cracks in my skin, feel the ground on my feet now go See the cracks in my skin, feel the ground on my feet now go I know, I know a girl that's not gonna get home tonight I know, I know a girl that's not gonna get home Heat seeking ghost of sex Don’t pay attention to my mild case of blow Tourette's What I probably place a bet, took your missing tooth There’s no people left in line for your kissing booth I always knew all of the things that you thought you think Twice times I’ll probably tell you that your god's a geek Point and glide till your ostracized Then pile patents on my beak cause right now it's innovation week Innovation, innovation, innovation week I can't believe you're better off alone You stood there stoned And I can't believe I'm better than you know It feels so good Girl turn your back cause I'm coming right up on you Turn your back cause I'm gonna be all up on you Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero Being a vet, I know that you are too fearful Placing a bet, my odds are you and me zero We can regret, all the things we could be doing instead