I inject pure kryptonite 
Into my brain 
It improves my kung-fu 
And it eases the pain during 
Acceleration 
When the pedal hits the floor 
This thing burns nitroglycerin 
And powdered C4 

And I will always love you 

I drive a modified 
T-series Lola 
It's kind of heavy 
But I like the feel 
When I say Vietnam 
It sounds just like coca-cola 
I believe most anything 
As long as it's not real 

And I will always love you 

I battled aliens 
From outer space 
They got one eye right 
In the middle of their face 
I grab my laser gun 
I know my place 
Somebody's got to save 
The human race 

And I will always love you 

It seems hopeless 
But wouldn't you know 
They got a weakness 
And they let it show 
They can't jump 
And they're a little bit slow 
When I say world war 2 I mean the video 

And I 
- help me elvis I 
- help me elvis I 
-come on now elvis 
I can't help 
Falling in love with you