He's a vampire He won't show you his teeth until it's too late You'll be on some mountain highway thinking, "Ain't this great?" In some sports car with the top down, that's when he'll eat you Yes, he will eat you Gobble up your insides till you're see-through Shake away whatever ground's beneath you Until life feels like a cage he holds the key to There's a million reasons you might leave me, I don't have to tell you A million reasons I can see why you might wanna go It's fine to leave me Just please don't leave me for him He's a parasite He'll suck up all the air and make it feel like What's left for you belongs to him, it's not right And maybe decades down the road, you'll come to realize He's carbon dioxide And I promise you, his charms come from the wrong side Of everything I love, this is my insight Am I reading this all wrong? Am I the bad guy? There's a million reasons you might leave me, I don't have to tell you A million reasons I can see why you might wanna go It's fine to leave me Just please don't leave me A million ways I failed to say whatever needed saying A million ways I understand, but still, I need to say It's fine to leave me Just please don't leave me for him