Somehow you did it Somehow you landed the impossible But it'd be a fib to brag That you never fell off at all You broke enough bones To fill a flipping hospital But on the way, you toughened up 'Til you'd become nothing but balls Or ovaries Depending on your chosen metaphor The point is that you've grown your gonads 'Til they won't fit in your drawers You straddled the saddle Like trying to wrangle a camel You've chipped your teeth a couple times Slightly cracked the enamel But so what it's not anything That a little ragdoll couldn't handle I want to put my name in the game With no shame So I'll say it now Dan Bull I grab the handle And I ramp it up to full throttle Twisting it Like I'm trying to get up In a cola bottle The wheels and the world Complete another revolution Another step A giant leap forward For human evolution A clever fusion Of the past and present Ever moving Shaving a second off the record When they cut the groove in The wheels and the world Complete another revolution Another step A giant leap forward For human evolution A clever fusion Of the past and present Ever moving Shaving a second off the record When they cut the groove in You'll get to ride left to right On tracks of the best designs Until you wreck your bike Excuse me while I check the sky Hmmm yep, it's high Quelle surprise C'est la vie Seizing life by the y-fronts Ride so high need a pilot's license So you better bail quick and jump ship If you're the kind of guy that says "I don't like bumps" The vibrations of the bolts And the nuts Are causing palpitations And a jolt in your guts Bleh! Assaulting your senses You should have told me you were sensitive Suspension sits beneath The suspension of disbelief So lean forward Lift your knees Don't let me see your bum cheeks Hit the seat Or you could end up shipped to the morgue As little more than a bit of mystery meat But somehow you did it Somehow you hit the checkered flag Without being sent back Through the entrance In a zip-up bag The wheels and the world Complete another revolution Another step A giant leap forward For human evolution A clever fusion Of the past and present Ever moving Shaving a second off the record When they cut the groove in The wheels and the world Complete another revolution Another step A giant leap forward For human evolution A clever fusion Of the past and present Ever moving Shaving a second off the record When they cut the groove in A super duper Loop the looper Cool tune dude Who's the producer? Oxygen Beats pushing buttons and keys With enough of the heat To knock you off of your feet A rocket-fueled velocipede With impossible velocity Hopping of drops Like you'd pop to the shops With a nonchalant kind of philosophy Must have been chomping on broccoli You're rocking and look a bit wobbly You're landing all clunky and sloppily Start again and accomplish it properly It's not about speed It's about precision Persistence And committing to keep up the grit For the distance From England to Finland Cylinders and pistons Are messing up Existing understanding of systems The physics is ridiculous We study it meticulously 'Til we hit the finish line We never will accept defeat The wheels and the world Complete another revolution Another step A giant leap forward For human evolution A clever fusion Of the past and present Ever moving Shaving a second off the record When they cut the groove in The wheels and the world Complete another revolution Another step A giant leap forward For human evolution A clever fusion Of the past and present Ever moving Shaving a second off the record When they cut the groove in